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KiaSu Production presents...
A parody loosely based on the characters of Psychic Force™....
Stef: ehhhh??? What am I here for??
Kurama: To type this parody...*glare...*
Stef: *shivers*......*then gets cracking*Enter disclaimers here
Also, our timeline is ALL messed up, so don't go nitpicking for errors. ^_^
Intro to those who don't know Psychic force - we use pf as an abb. for
psychic force, so for example, pf: lightning means that the character's
psychic force element is lightning.Some interesting stuff - Voice seiyuu info
Might: Midorikawa Hikaru
Burn: Seki Tomokazu
Emilio: Takayama Minami
---In the year 2000....
Might: Huh? What...? Mama...?
Note: we're using Psychic Force 2012...so Might is 6(?) years old in
this series.)Patty: *Applies psychic force to piano*
Kurama:....and...*Faboom!!* One firebird coming from the piano!!
Stef: Oi, VOH ah?
Kurama: Swan Lake!!! Raiel ALWAYS plays that in the anime....but he's
a moron...the firebird he summoned burnt him.Anyway....let's get back our topic.
Stef: We had one?Might: Mama...I don't wanna you play this...
Patty: *niko niko* Okay.
Might: I wanna go shopping.
Patty: *niko niko somemore* Okay.*Enter Stef the califare psychiccer*
Stef: I'm the psychiccer of THUMBTACKS!!! The thumbtack girl!!!
Kurama: And me....um...plants...? I guess.....?
Stef: Gee, dangerous....*starts her whole bouts of shivers again..
Hey, maybe I'm more dangerous*snicker*And so unknowingly, Patty brings Might to Jurong Point with a trailing
Stef behind...and a trailing Kurama
(out of sheer curiousity of what Stef might do...)behind...Might: Mama, what's that?
*points to some little wierd looking boy with wings on the back*Emilio: Hikari...yami no sekai no ippen no HIKARI...
Touya (YYH): Those are MY lines!
Emilio:(looks at his own shoelaces...) I don't know...how.to..tie...
Richard Wong: Hi! I'll help you tie the shoelaces.(niko niko niko)
(ten hours later)
Emilio:.....
Wong:...Oya oya...I tied them wrongly...
Emilio: You tied them together...Might: What are those 2 doing?!
Patty: They're investigating the time taken to tie the shoelaces in a certain
timeframe and the number of knots you'll get at the end. Yeah!! That's about it!
Might: What talking you...?Anyway, let's leave them to the shoelace tying.
*Meanwhile, Stef is gettin tired of everyone.*
Stef: Surprise attack!!!!
Kurama: ROUND ONE - STEF(pf: Thumbtack) VS RICHARD WONG (pf: Time)
HAJIME!!
Kurama: And Wong starts off with a beauuutiful jump on the escalator...he
stands one-legged on the escalator rail! Stef looks at him...and....Stef: HIIYAAHHH!!! THUMBTACK THERAPY ATTACK!!!
Kurama: One SPECTACULAR flash of light! The thumbtacks miss Wong!!
He jumps!! But the poor bystanders on the escalator all kenna everything!
And one thumbtack hits...a little boy...?! It hits...EMILIO Michaelov!
He cries!! And cries...! and...cries....Stef tried to comfort him, but too late....he wet the whole ground
with his tears...and...One flash of light!
One cool guy floating in the sky!!
And it's......
huh?
A refrigerator...?!
Kurama: Oh, it looks like Emilio threw a ball of light at
Wong and it scored a HIT! Wong falls into a DENKI shop and a refrigerator
escapes Wong's destructive fall! The refrigerator flies!! And into Might!!Might: aahhHHHHH!!!
Patty: Oh my...
Might (pf: lightning) electrocutes the refrigerator!!
Refrigerator stops moving.....
Emilio stops crying finally!!
Stef is confused!!
So am I!!
Stef: Oro????? That fridge is for me to eat?????
*Starts to prepare to chomp down on the fridge when suddenly......*The fridge continues to run away..................
Guess what?????
Another boy (around 10 yrs old) comes along looking for that fridge...
Kurama: The Zell-lookalike!
Keiko: Chicken head!
Stef: Food! Food!!!
Keiko: Yee, ni3 gen1 wo3 qiang3 shi2 wu4 chi1 !!!
(translation: oi, you fight with me for food)
Stef:Share, share lah, 75-25. I 75, 25 is chicken bones, you 0 .
Kurama: Concluding question : Who is worse, Keiko or Stef?Stef: oro??????? Ahem, that, i leave it to Kurama to answer........
Kurama: I feel like Zelgadis living with Lina and Amelia....
Anyway........
Back to story:
Little Burn Griffiths comes along and asks Patty: Did you see my friend?
Patty: *niko niko* Your friend? What does he/she/it look like?
Burn: He's got funny hair and don't like the heat here.
Might: thinks: (not as funny as yours....)
Patty: But it isn't that hot...
Burn: I don't know...Stef: *still chasing after that fridge*
Come back!!!!!!!!
Fridge crashes into Emilio!!
Emilio: ...*sniff*........waAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Once again, the floor is flooded....
Emilio: WAhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Wendy appears!!
Wendy: How dare you BULLY Emilio!!
*Whacks Fridge into outer space and back*Fridge: Ororororororoooo...... @_@X
Someone tumbles out of the fridge!!!
Burn (pf: Flame): KEEIIITTTHHHH!!!!
Keith: O_o
Burn: You're here!!! I was wondering where you are!Wendy: ....Burn?!!
Stef: *Stef is blurified* Who's who here???? Help!!!!
Kurama: Hm,...Wendy's close to Burn and Emilio. That's all I know.
Burn will end up with Wendy. I think. Wendy (pf: Wind)Keith (pf:ice) : the weather is so hot....I wanna stay in the fridge!!
But the fridge has been eaten up by this mysterious thumbtack psychiccer!Stef (pf: thumbtacks!!): BWAHAhahahahahahahhaahaha!!! Yum, that fridge was
delicious!!Keith: (sits down beside Emilio, tries to act
cool...but...he's a kid lah, so...)Keith and Emilio: WAHHHHHHH!!!!! Booo-hoooo....waaaAAAAHHHHH!!!!! MAMA!!!!
Kurama: Um...I don't think Emilio would say that though, his mom...(sweatdrop)
Keith/Emilio: *blink at each other and stop crying for a sec...*
....
.......
.............................WWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BURN SEES BOTH OF THEM CRY AND JOINS IN....
At the same time....they decide to bring the walls crumbling
down with their crying.....Gates come crashing in and destroys the roof of the shopping centre.
Wong: Haha! I got all these califare from the future - yr 2012!!
Carlos: You killed my sister!!
Regina: You killed my brother!!
Carlos: Die, Wong!!!
Kurama: Oi, always the same lines....won't be surprising if you 2
say the same lines even if your sibling hasn't died yet...
(Carlos and Regina are siblings....)The whole gang comes in....
Warning over PA system: Dear customers! This shopping centre will self-destruct
in 10 seconds. Why?Stef: I know!! The wails from those three crybabies is gonna bring the
whole shopping down!Kurama: .....this fic is going nowhere...
Stef: It started from nowhere...
Kurama: wakaranee nda...kono fanfikku...
Stef: ?
Kurama: Get on with the conclusion.
Squall: WhooweeEEwhOO!
Kurama: I know, I know! You want to come out and play...and STEF! Don't you
DARE EAT SQUALL UP!!!Stef: Oh, I won't.*Innocent look* Kurama, could you please cook me an egg?
(that was supposed to have been quoted from somewhere...)Kurama: ...cook you with an egg...? *evil grin...*
Stef: Hey, mission Attempt-to-psycho-Kurama-to cook-an-egg abandoned!!!
Self-destruct mechanism activating..54 Burn compete with Keith in a who-can-wail-louder competition
3 Emilio tries to fly away flapping his wings but unfortunately does not work
due to the unsastifactory measurement of his biological flying-equipment...2 Patty starts humming a song...
1 Wong resigns himself to his fate and starts to meditate
Matteeeee!!!!!
Stef jumps out the windows.....eh......no windows?
Don't care, just jump out of this place lah......0 seconds!!!
............
Poping: And always remember, the rainbow line goes to Jupiter! (niko niko, Soujiro smile)
The bomb doesn't seem to work...hmm....
Might tries to stop the kids from crying, but it doesn't work...so...
Might: ...Mission failed. Preparing for self-destruct. (holds up
self-destruct mechanism and gives Heero-Yuy-expression)Might: 5.....
4.....
3...
2...1....
0.286.....
5.836.....
7.....
342.....what's the next number after that?Patty brings Might home, Keith and Burn becomes good friends again and
treat Emilio and Wendy to ice-cream while figuring math problems...Youko: And always remember. 6-yr-old kids can't count past 100.
Nightfall....
---Might: .....what's 5+3?
Everyone: 53.....*quoted from 'Confusion'*
Triple-scooped strawberry ice-cream with chocolate fudge,
crisp wafers, cream and a cherry on top, anyone?Hiei:....................
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End fic.Kurama: It doesn't make sense at all.
Stef: Who said it had to make sense
Kurama: I don't think this fic is funny enough, though...
Stef: No need to be funny wat.....I got food can already.......
Keiko: HOEI!!!! THOSE ARE MINE!!! **Chomps on all the food, comp table, computer monitor.. the modems.. and .. the CHARACTERS!!*
Hmm.. and the playstation too? Looks tasty. HWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! >:Þ
One fuming Youko Kurama (pf: Makai shokubutsu) ......Stef: *Chomps on keyboard* Lucky Keiko spared the keyboard...........
All of YK's LIACs: ICQ-style oh-oh!
The whole place is covered with plants. Steph is having a
nice time chewing on 'em.Happy ending for everyone.
YK: *fumes!* My computer!!! *takes sunflower mallet and whacks all of them to the orange line to Uranus*
The END
Date of completion: april19/2000
After thoughts..
Stef: So, dear everyone, please venture to think about.......The Morale Of This Story!!
Psychic Force - the PARODY presents the Next Match!!
Stef (pf: THUMBTACKS) VS Youko Kurama (pf: SHOKUBUTSU)
Stef: This is gonna be a long day......hey, kurama, I ate up all your plants already leh.
Kurama: You see your thumbtacks all in front of your house ... how are you going to go home?
Stef: I know how to fly wat.*Attempts to fly and crashes into a wall*
Kurama:..........I don't think I want to fight her...no mood already....
END FIC ALREADY LAH!!! STILL WAITING FOR WHAT?!?!
The end.